do you ever think like no deep thought could take place in the spanish language? like all they talk about is like tacos?
how high are you?
The Wii Fit is already telling me I'm an alcoholic.
I was mid-pee and he walked in, claimed he was looking for his phone, and then asked if we could hook up since we were finally alone.
so yall hooked up?
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
Its like the unofficial aniversary of the loss of her virginity. And I will be giving tours of the spot they did it in and showing how I'm serious when I say the grass doesn't grow there anymore.
If I take diet pills with my edibles I'll be a perfect person
He can spot Burberry from half a bar away. He's not into vag
I just think that if you're going to run around naked outside, a feather boa should be involved. Half for the flair and half for an emergency cover.
151 hangover. Need apocalypse.
She's relieving herself in the laundry room. I'm really hoping there's a toilet in there...
He was pretty bad, I wanted pizza the whole time.
Hey! Happy Birthday! Could you do me a favor and bring my underwear to the bar?
Hey do you or anyone you know want to get drunk for free? At 4pm tonight at rctc for field sobriety training for future cops
A condom just fell out of me. Happy Tuesday.
I’ve looked at so many mouse vaginas in the past week
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