Fucking hipsters really piss me off man. They are just such punk as bitches, all of them. Oh, and fuck Ed Hardy too.
So you're telling me it's impossible to have a "slight case" of chlamydia?
watching E! true Hollywood story: curse of the lottery.. i'd probably spend all my money on blow and airplanes too..
You better get here soon. I'm about to spend $30 on a cactus online
I think I've given more of my business cards to Chipotle trying to win free burritos than anyone else
I am sitting on the floor by my oven watching my cookie dough blossom. This is a whole new level of fat
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
No, its ok. Im playing strip pretty pretty princess im currently dueling for the crown
We are all yelling at the cat at our apt in nothing but our underwear. How do you think it's going.
We grabbed as many adult diapers as we could and made a run for it.
If pulling your dick out counts as a hobby that is his.
You're going to replace me with a robot made of heating blankets and a vibrator?
Great... now even my dreams are making fun of me
you took my virginity. you can't have my alcohol too.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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