S and I had anal without a condom because I'm on my rag but he didn't finish. Should I still take Plan B?
i decided i am going on the Justin Bobby plan for success. Don't cut my hair for a year, don't shave for a month, land Audrina Patridge. Game on.
K. On the way. I need a drink.
Like a drink drink or like water?
Have we met?
Apparently 'check out this motherfucker' is not an appropriate greeting to use in the vicinity of sitting united states senators. Who knew
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I suppose I should wish you a happy one year of bumping uglies
I spent most of the night trying to drink out of three bottles of beer at once. I don't have to be told the reasons I'm single
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
And then he said "if you were planning on bird feeding me that's not ok"
I got turned off after he said, "i can see us in the future...me, you, and a back yard full of alpacas."
not even kidding I just received the single most greatest head I have ever had.. It was unreal. It was like stick my dick into a silk bag of puppy ears.
I forced myself to puke in my garbage can, and the next day I bought a new one and burnt the old one. You could say it was a rough night
well you don't shave your pubes into a handlebar mustache and keep the party to yourself
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
I don't get a "my roommate is fucking you" discount?!
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