During sex she told me I could do anything I wanted to her. You remember that toy lightsaber we bought at Wal Mart?
Since when is my name a synonym for head?
I think youre just another guy trying to take advantage of a young naive innocent girl
you're not innocent... Once you have taken it in the turd cutter you can't label yourself innocent.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
Found your glasses drenched in ketchup on my driveway this morning
I need to get a life, I am either crying at every glee episode or just wanting to blow rails off photos of us
Either way, we will celebrate half Christmas the only way we can. Completely and irresponsibly wasted.
I just want a sensitive guy who will get drunk with me then take me out to steal things. Is that too much to ask?
Well, if you're getting/have gotten your dick sucked, you're welcome. If not, I tried. Step up your game, pussy. I pulled a MacGuyver and got mine. No excuses bro.
Well its all fun and games until you get naked with your ex in the shower. that's NOT flirting
We set around a table in a hotel room and he spoon fed Molly to everyone there... I felt sketch for sec but then... Oh well.
He flew in from NY last night. We had sex in the back of my car in the airport parking lot and then he fed me fresh Babka (from Breads Bakery) as I drove him home. I can't decide if I love him or Babka more.
Acid king. Jackson puked a lot. Promoter booth. Angry security. No acid. Probably a good thing.
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
Note to self: I can rip apart her vagina and she'll still cuddle with me, but if I steal her Chapstick she'll murder me !?
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