i'm watching degrassi (go figure) and the episode is about jimmy not being able to get a boner and now he's famous and rapping about popping pussies..i dont get it.
That girl really should ne nicer to her vagina. It's not a playground.
Apparently hers is a theme park.
it's like everything I expected to see tonight all put together in one at once
that is the greatest description ever
One of her kids, Dakota I think, got stuck in a ceiling fan and she had a fit, thats when she found the penis hat.
I'm cleaning the house. And I can't stop listening to Enrique Iglesias. Am I gay?
I even have the new album if that helps you make a decision.
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
its not thanksgiving till you and grandpa shotgun beers out in the shed, and lose
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
I slept with a married guy last night and then broke my toe on the doorframe on the way out. I've never seen karma work so fast.
Good thing I took the morning after pill cuz I pretty much had packaged seamen in me like I was a squirrel saving it for later or something
Ugh I hate you, and the responsible adult life I pretend to have during daylight hours
Yea we had fun. Lost my wallet some girl has it. Sarah fell asleep in a cab and ended up at some wawa. It was cray. She's home now
The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
if I dont text you back in 10min assume i am in fact still dizzy and injured myself in the shower. and call an ambulance. thanx.
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