thank god random hookups don't end with college. happy birthday, america.
there are singles shoved down my panties. this is the type of summer job i always wanted.
He just spent five minutes trying to sling shot a cheese-it off his dick and into my mouth.
Guess what I'm doing tomorrow?
Becoming a productive member of society?
Sam. Come on.
doing a bong hit while wearing crest white strips...not such a great idea...
She said to delete the bj video, but I accidentally hit the 'send to her bf' button. My bad
Well, i'm not sure how that works so i wish both you and your vagina luck on your voyage.
Well, love is in the air. And by that I mean: it seriously smells like sex in here.
So it finally happened last night... I re-met someone that i've already had sex with. Had no idea who he was. Fantastic
I woke up in a toga after going to a Hawaiian party. I don't even know.
Is there a word in the English dictionary for impressed, yet disgusted?
I think the word you're looking for is flabbergasted.
How could she say that about my foreskin when she hasn't even seen all the cool stuff I can do with it?
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
In California. Through an entire game + OT. That’s a long time to have an octopus in your pants.
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