The weather is perfect in Seattle right now. Warm enough for girls to not wear bras, but cold enough for me to see them nipping out in the shade.
Brickbreaker makes my post drinking poops that much better. Sorry, I had to tell someone who might agree.
he just flicked a booger into my mouth and shouted "goaaaal!"
I wish everyone walked around campus with a video of what they did this weekend above their heads.
You skyped me last night to show me the girl passed out on your bed.
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
I'm covered in mustard and it looks like I nose dived in to barbed wire ??? Was last night that good?
So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.
Because everytime she talks to you she goes in her room and plays Come Sail Away on repeat. Can't take this shit anymore Jake
After I was kicked out of the last frat I blacked out, woke up in the hospital with no clothes no phone and no idea what happened last night. But i got hospital socks, thats a win in my book.
If I just skip sleeping, does hangover still happen? Gonna try it. Will report back. StTAND BY
Glitter fights sound a lot funner in theory.
At least you didn't lose your virginity to chumbawumba
My boss asked me to pass over one of my business cards and instead I had condoms fall out of my wallet, how’s your day going??
So, I think my BF has slept with several of our sorority sisters
Well, now that you know, yes he has. We didn’t say anything because you seemed so happy. He’s a great guy and none of us have any hard feelings, but yeah, we’re all very familiar with his penis and it’s talents
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