we dont do blackfin have a good night :)
"Worlds Wildest Videos" should be called "Crazy White People"
Dude, I think my check liver light just came on
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
That's unfortunate. Distance can be a stoner's greatest enemy.
You make it sound like a battle for Middle Earth.
My goal for the night is to see your housemate's one lonely teste.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Heard you were the one that shit off Jamie's balcony. FYI there is a cabbie down here out for blood
Do you think it's wrong for me to hop on that dick before he realizes that he's gay?
YO I WASNT TRYING TO MAKE A PASS AT YOU.... Or Jesus
we were having a conversation about big dicks and the chick at the table beside us turned to us said "me and my boyfriend just broke up a few days ago. Could you please NOT talk about big dicks"
Did I tell you that I told him I deleted his dick pics and he almost started crying?
Sorry for throwing up in your humidifier last night, I thought it was some sort of electrical garbage can
so then the cop took one last hit off our blunt and then drove off in his car and we just all stood there thinking, yea... that just happened...
He's not put together enough to have that big of a dick
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