I asked what she wanted from Hawaii. She said a baby like Aaden from JK 8.
where am I supposed to find one of those?
She called me Jeff during sex, I just kept going like nothing happened. To think, if I was a woman that would be a problem.
i'm not sure if i'm mentally prepared for this.. politeness? proper grammar? book reader ? this is a whole new meaning of the species penis for me.
I found him CRAWLING across the garden. He saw me,smiled,and asked for a napkin.
I made out with a bride-to-be last night at the bar. Jesus died for our sins right?
Make puking fun. Chug half a monster right before you blow. Throw up foam. Most unique experience ever.
Boys that pee in my bed don't get happy birthday wallposts on facebook
If it involves mee putting on a bra and discontinuing my 11 am drinking my answer is a polite fuck YOU
I'm sitting in my room naked waiting for him. When he gets here im going to make him do 20 pushups and lick my clit for a hour
I vaguely remember hanging my bra off the ceiling fan and chugging a beer during sex
College has turned you into quite the multi tasker huh?
i have never been so sexually frustrated as I am right now. I feel like dying...is death an option?
I'm so proud of us for not dying.
Your Vodka Saturday privileges have been reduced to Beer until you go a full month without losing an article of clothing.
So how do u get your coat out of the coat room when someone is fucking on it?
You offered him a “Sorry I Blew Your Brother” Blowjob. How does that make it right?
I promised him it would be better than the one I gave his brother which is really nice of me since their actually only half brothers and his brother is cuter
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