My mom foundout about my dui nd just called me to come home. I just took acid like 30 min ago. Wht should i do?
Skipping work because i'm still too drunk from last night still. got home at midnight and passed out in front of my door for 2 hours bc i couldn't find my key
had to call my rooommate to let us in. Passed out in my dress and found the key on my hair tie-in my hair- just now.
I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
Sad news: I might have to institute a "once-per-day" policy on getting trashed downtown. Sorry, reputation.
Check Facebook. Random dude tagged us in photos from last night dancing at Denny's while eating a sampler platter. 1. How does he have our names, and 2. You said we ate at Tbell.
I have not carelessly put myself in herpes way since I got a clean bill of health tyvm.
I'm not sure. But a mason jar of drug free urine just as soon as anyone can would be so awesome.
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I can't help that I bring out the sex in people
Was the picture of her twerking on a fake plant sufficient?
If you feel frisky later I have a cowboy hat that would look great on you naked...
Who is this......
Booze, boobs, blunts and batman. dude, I'm livin' the life.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
I puked on someone's floor last night and then they proceeded to ask me on a date.
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