I called Tyra Banks a whore to her face. A sure sign I should go home. Instead I went to the gay bar.
dude chill. it wont be anything like your seventh grade birthday party.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
Having skype sex with him in the lounge at 1:45am...THIS IS WHAT HE DOES TO ME
Registered sex offender is the model in class today.... There are too many things wrong with him getting naked in front of a lot of college students.
Yeah we call her cincohandjabos because she gave 5 guys handjobs one night in 5th grade
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
You are a finance major, can I use my 529 account for your bail?
I consider my hand a solid 5. So if I'm dipping below a 7.5, I might as well go with old faithful.
For not being a nurse or a sex worker I have seen an alarming amount of penises.
He bought me shrimp and alcohol and referred to himself as daddy. I am in love.
2 weeks into this dating someone with money thing and I already don't know if I can go back to the being poor life
he said to "slap him" after he guessed the time correctly. i did.
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