Did you see that girl I got with last night?
Girl? Oh...weird...to be honest Ive always thought you were gay..
TYLER... glimpse of last night: leather chaps, guacamole dip, a jump rope, spray paint, and rhinestone studded pajamas.
i think you have the wrong number... but your story sounds delightful.
It's a beautiful day for a hangover
Rode a jet ski for the first time three days after I lost my virginity. Hell of a week for my vagina.
what's the name of that soccar player i bit again?
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
The best part about daylight savings time this weekend is we get an extra hour to be fucked up.
I wish I could take a screenshot of how things literally look from my eyeballs right now
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
It's 2016 and I am a strong independent woman who just wants someone not weird to touch my butt, dammit
I'm glad we smoked together,that was probs the biggest sibling bonding we will ever have.
Just to clear things up, yes you did lick the strippers butt
The playlist was "songs to sing in the shower". I literally got fucked to Footloose.
Here when you come to your senses come back here and I'll fuck you back out of them.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
Randomize
