Viking lives by an ancient code of honor that we do not understand.
What code could that possibly be? Bothering the fucking shit out of people while being physically repulsive?
Jesus wouldn't steal pop tarts. So why did you?
i'm eating jello out of a teacup with a fork. awesome?
I can'nr wwn explain this nihght . So amnt dixks. Shitttttt.
His morals are debatable, but his heart or perhaps his penis is in the right place.
His penis is crooked. Right place? Maybe he starts there, but then he slants.
Who wants vodka and apple sauce
Was booty called last night and I was so blacked out that my roomie made me puke before going to "eye of the tiger." Why I'm still single is beyond me
It's like they're playing jeopardy and the category is "things that make women dry."
I guess she fell asleep at the strip club and the other one was crying because she had a vagina in her face. Happy 21st!
it was just another one of those moments where you unfriendzone a friend you assumed to be gay
I can't ever look his wife in the eye again. She will see right through my soul to his dick pic.
He just said Bill Nye is just a dude. If I ever considered sleeping with him, I never will now.
We walked 3 miles to the strip club. Stopped for roadies, it wasn't that bad.
Dude, someone puked in my washing machine last night, I tried turning it on to clean it...not a good idea
the cop found his r2d2 bong and asked me if i ever smoked out of him. i'm like, no sir. he's like ahh. if i were to smoke, it'd definitely be out of some star wars character.
easily made my night.
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