What's proper 1 nite stand etiquette?
Say hi to his dad and make him some breakfast.
adderall flavored popcorn. yes we did it and its awesome
found POGS while I was cleaning my room this morning. Definitely bringing them back to school to turn into a drinking game.
i will pay you if you can come get me. he just suggested that we would have a hockey themed wedding.
At Grandmas for dinner. She is drinking a smirnoff ice. As soon as I saw it I had to stop myself from yelling chug.
And then somehow we were arguing over how to fold our arms
There's a big hole in the wall at the dining hall. I hope we didn't do
The pride tent is doing free lube tastings. There is also a mechanical bull.
he came in the shower with me...i thought it was going to be nice and romantic...until he started peeing on my leg.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
She just kept introducing me to people by telling them which of their friends I've fucked
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
He sat down, pointed at my Converse and said "I have the same shoes." I thought "I'm going to have sex with you by the end of the night."
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
The neighbor just poured gasoline on his 2 brush fires and proceeded to shoot Roman candles at them 🤔
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