dont worry your back hair reminds me of angel wings
Great, now justin bieber is gonna sing a song about chile
Two words Indian burn...
What did she think it was, a shake weight?
She said she didn't want me watching her give me a bj, so she proceeded to make a "blowjob igloo" out of blankets...
this kid is using one arm to help his buddy with a keg stand, and the other arm to hold up the chick he's making out with.
whatever, you made your decision to be a responsible student and where did it get you? a pushed back exam and no blowjob.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
Just saw a dude in a banana costume get beat down by a one shoed black dude wearing a kilt...paninis is such a shit show after 10 on a Saturday
Also I have uncooked pasta. I was hoping that could get cooked at your place. Don't ask about the circumstances that I came into ownership of uncooked pasta
After we drank 3, we built a raft out of the empties and installed the fourth submerged In the water to keep it cool. Keg boats are now a thing
also please imagine me hopping a fence at 3am using two chairs. It was a shit show. K's guy practically ripped her off the top of the fence bc she got semi stuck. It was like watching Disney on Bud Ice.
I'm eating tortillas right now. Like not cooked tortillas. Someone is playing the guitar. Man with bandana.
In 2014 only three boys have seen my boobs so far
So what if is hockey, you don’t turn down sex with a professional athlete. They work out all day and have amazing stamina. Your vagina will thank you!
the voting booth dude cock blocked me or she woulda totally blown me in the voting booth.
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