i hope chris hansen doesn't have a boat
The ratio was 19 to 1 and the 1 was lauren so it didn't even count.
just read twilight to her over the phone, while in the bathtub, candlelight...i'd love to say no homo but that was so gay.
woke up with ski boots on and a kayak in my room... birthday successful? i'd say so
What'd you guys eat?
Literally everything that was frozen.
Is he smart?
Why would i know that. That would deal with the top half of his body. I only deal with the bottom half.
he was cradling you in his arms feeding you rum straight from the bottle and you kept sucking his fingers.
Half of my brain feels like I donated it to science and they basically just poured jack Daniels on it and put out cigarettes into it before returning it to my skull
Oddly enough I feel totally fine now. Clonazapam and red bull the breakfast of champions.
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Yo this huge scar on my head from the car accident is truly a vag magnet. Probably because I'm telling people I was attacked by a mountain lion and killed it with my bare hands. But hey when life gives you lemons, you use them to get pussy
I wish I knew the extent of my injuries before I climbed over the fence. Might have avoided the need to purchase a cupholder for my wheelchair.
I wonder if go pro can customize a cock ring so I don't have to hold the camera anymore
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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