how drunk are you?
What does that even mean anymore?
dibs on John Mayer's hood pass
He screamed "Oh boy! Oh boy!" during climax.
the pub in dfw airport has a countdown timer to st. pattys day, to the second, i like texas
I just had a Brazilian done for this guy. He's getting first-date sex whether he wants it or not.
She came to college a virgin and left on court order. We ruined her.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
First if all, whoever designed penis shaped ice cubes is clearly daring me to shove them up my vagina
Happiness for him is a different happiness than you can supply cuz you have life standards, morals and goals that dont include the bar or beer everynight.
On a scale of 1 to 3, with 1 being the smallest and 3 being the largest, what size nipple pasty do you think I am?
Cops just came and got two guys out of my class. I can't do college. Seriously cannot rage at this school anymore.
If you're knocked up, we're telling everyone it's mine and that the power of our love overcame the inherent reproductive limitations of two vhagines.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
i just told him to get ready, because I'm going to be taking out my anger over the Super Bowl out on his penis.
Apparently she hired a private investigator when he took out a restraining order on her. So the answer is no, I didn't hit it.
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