Oh yes. The girl who wanted me to watch her pee.
You know how you thought that you put on a condom last weel?
yea
turns out that you did...and i just found it.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
I pulled my tongue muscle last night. your welcome.
Jessi just used the excuse "it's not you it's me" to get out of getting a lap dance.
He set an alarm on my phone to an infant screaming and puking to make sure i take my pill. its working.
He took getting"shit in your neighbors hot tub drunk" way to literally
You called my nipples compassionate. What does that even mean?
No more stories ab the wkend for co-workers... No one else found "and I didn't have pants on when I got home Saturday night" as funny as I did.
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
EXCEPT MY COUSIN SAW MY SEX TAPE!
Can you bring me some underwear? I feel uncomfortable going underwear less at a Remembrance Day ceremony.
I just jacked off to nostalgia.
it’s my vagina i can do what i want to
woke up between a girl's legs. make your own conclusion.
Randomize
