i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
that shirt you're wearing that says "officially single" makes me think you'll be that way for a really long fucking time.
I feel like Tiger Woods should send Jesse James a gift basket or something...
you started texting yourself and saying they were "divine messages from heaven" then you threw up on stacie's piano.
i signed up to donate 10 dollars a month to help the children that are being displaced in columbia because of the drug wars.. i felt obligated
Is puking blood really that bad of a sign? Can we pretend this is okay?
It's okay.
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
just had to sit in the middle of an aisle in stop and shop because we're too hungover and needed to take a break.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
As I was puking, these 2 guys started peeing next to me chanting me on
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
This Christmas I would like to thank Jesus for cocaine.
PS there is a naked boy in my bed and I just left for the bar...
I think people are normalizing furries
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
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