I just overhead some girl saying that she's trying out for the real world so she has a backup if she doesn't get into teach for america...
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I can't believe he would be such an ass
Your boobs are way too big for you to be worrying about anything.
Are we responsible for the snowmen doing it doggy-style in my front yard?
I wore water proof eyeliner just incase the first picture of me of 2012 is a mugshot
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
Fair enough.
The only people in the library at 5:00 on the friday after finals are homeless or pre-med.
We decided to keep having sex while I ordered the pizza. I wanted extra pepperoooooooooooooni.
I wanna just rip ass and see his reaction but i bet itd be better to shatter that illusion when hes drunk
Ugh. Lets go crawl into a dairy-gluten-chlamydia free hole somewheres.
Just to clarify, I'm still tripping balls
On an unrelated note, I've come up with a theory of everything
I just put vodka in my apple sauce. Spice up your fucking life.
I'm going to make a stack of pancakes and fuck it. Right now.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
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