You're never going to guess who I just worked out next to..
Who?
Chris brown
No way... I bet he was intense
Are you kidding? He was prob training for round two
what, no i told him that it wasnt nessesary to put all 5 fingers in my vagina
remember them days when you seriously wanted your mom to marry rev run and we would always talk shit about justine?
joeyyyy why you always taken cheeseburgers from me?!?!?!
mom just texted me "hawaii ambien". those are like the two things she talks about to keep me interested in spending time with her.
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
Just got Netflix. Dexter Marathon. Still in my PJ's. Only eaten cookie dough and drinking a 40. I have never reeked so strongly of lonely .
Ohmy god im about to fuxk my TA. i thyought this was a dream but i love you. <3
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
It looks like I murdered a care bear and put its blood in my hair to warn the others off.
I will keep you posted and someday if we daydrink teach you how to do a footjob
Hey Kellie. Me putting. My face intebetaeen ut your boobs made my night
Hiding the dark circles under my eyes this morning was like trying to hide a Beached Whale on the Couch eating Pita chips.
You puked on yourself, then demanded to take shower. In which you kept saying "its raining"
I feel so accomplished. I've cleaned my room, done laundry, called those places, gotten jobs, and masturbated.
I'm so proud of you.
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