Have fun with your cool freestyling girlfriend!
She can rap better than you any day
Brandon just fucked that chick! I tried to warn him but T9 said she had "puppy roses" instead of "pussy sores"
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
making my second box of kraft dinner for the day. thinking about telling him how much you cheat on him so that you end up having to spend valentines day with me. i'm sorry its every man for himself.
You don't have a penis so I'm not texting you at this hour. This is penis texting hour only.
We have 24 days left before I leave for college and 21 condoms left in the stockpile. Are you up for the challenge?
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
It's a little sad/awesome that I scored coke within 60 seconds of walking in the bar.
The student becomes the teacher.
I'm 25 and I shit my bed last night. And I'm telling you about it. Not sure which is worse
So how does one go about leaving their family vacation to hang out with someone they met on tinder
See, this is why you don't do nice things for people. You'll get stuck in the snow and you won't catch a dick.
His balls will have been in my mouth at least once by this time tomorrow.
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
My mom just asked if I wanted a mimosa when I got out of the bath.
I think everything's gonna be okay.
You've had it in your mouth, how have you not seen it?
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