Your mouth is God's brothel.
Did u know that at any givin time there r 46,948,952 drunk people in the world? Were not alone
i'm moving back early just in case the freshmen need a tour of the school
oh right the one that ends on your bed
He grabbed onto my boobs while slipping on ice then proceeded to drag me down with him I'm not predicting head in his future
I don't know where Tiffany is but I just saw her shoes in the bar lost and found
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I just had a contest with the toilet to see who could hold their breath longest.
I won
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
Cockoligist
Yes, one may refer to me as that.
I should make business cards.
Shawn wouldn't stop singing about his cock on the ride home that night it freaked my girlfriend out how consistent he was
My breasts were aching with rage.
It's so hard to fall asleep when I can hear your genitals smacking against hers. I hate you with all the love in my heart.
My new superpower is making fuckboys disappear!
Bending dicks and egos since 2002
He showed up in a Prius. I didn’t even wanna.... So I left.
I'm going to leave the 5 dollars that fell out of my bra while fucking in his room on the dresser as an apology
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