The worst part was when my mom got more drunk than anyone else and started doing the Time Warp.
OMG. if college stays like this, theres no way i wont be pregnant by first semester
I'm still not walking right. We need some boundaries for "drink-or-dare"...
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
We smoked speed and opium for the first time. ended up harvesting cucumbers with locals at 9am in a farmers field. Laos is fuckin crazy.
It's home.......I'm going to the store in disguise to get skittles and cake frosting. Then I'll eat the frosting in a dark corner while I cry and wonder what I did to deserve this.
oh wow I have been there. Hell one time Matt and I woke up naked with pizza rolls in the bed.
DOGS JUST TOTALLY ATE THE FEATHERS OFF MY NIPPLE CLAMPS!!!
So when this rash is gone wanna hang out?
Was asked out on a date tonight on Linked In. That creepy genius at apple that touched my butt one time in the back stairwell. I thinks it's fair to say I've hit rock bottom.
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
I DESERVE A BEADED TATTOOED MAN I'VE WANTED ONE FOR SO LONG
BEARDED TATTOOED MEN ARE PEOPLE AND NOT THINGS TO BE GIVEN FREELY
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
I'm glad you found someone that both loves you and is cool doing coke off your tits. Proud of you.
Vulcans are sexy now IT HAS BEEN WAY TOO LONG SINCE I'VE GOTTEN LAID
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