I'm gunna smoke cigs today. I feel like I'm in that powerful and gritty mood which requires them
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
just heard this guy tell a story about how he got boat head. i want his life
Remember that crazy chick I've been ignoring and said I wouldn't bang her again? Can we start that again part today?
The money is just too good to quit doing it. I'm using the same justification strippers use.
I'm sorry I peed on your everything.
holy shit i just had sex in a phone booth i so feel young again
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
Well, remember that night we took shrooms at graces an had to leave immediately to go home and hold each other on the futon and sob for four hours? That bad...
Sometimes I think I'm witty and funny, and then I realize it 3pm and I'm drunk
Is it frowned upon to bring a flask to the er?
8 minutes into the New Year and and I've already sent a nude...new year, new me?
Hey.... can you explain to me why when I woke up this morning my cell phone background had been changed to me getting a piggy back ride from a drag queen?
Sex in the backyard? Check.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
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