if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
i now understand why he chose to have sex with my friend rather then me after lookin in the mirror this morning. and id do the same thing.
puked in the new hous. now it's officially home.
OMFG BINX FROM HOCUS POCUS IS MCGEE IN NCIS!!!!!!!! most. epic. realization. ever.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
I walk in to see her roommate half naked on their stripper pole. I knew I was home.
Pregnancy confirmed. Complete emotional instability achieved. I just cried through 95% of Avatar.
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
im trying to stop thinking of him and his amazing dick. every time i do i snap myself with a rubber band. classical conditioning at its finest...and you said i wouldnt learn anything from psychology.
I hope your lack of response means you're banging, not talking about her purity ring.
When I found her she was drinking wine out of a plastic bag in a bathroom stall, staring at herself in the mirror and crying hysterically. Cabo does things to a person...
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I made a wizard staff out of Keystone light... I am therefore the smoothest wizard in all of our university's history.
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
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