margarita scented body wash shouldn't be used the morning after cuervo. there should be a warning on the label.
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
Dude how did you get resin on my keyboard?
it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
Seriously. Come back. I've had two beers for breakfast so far. The third will be for lunch since it's already 12.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
She made me walk a straight line to prove i was sober enough to help carry you to the car
Knowing you it was perfect out of spite. Like. A line straighter than YOU
Please hurry. I'm the only one here who's not an attorney with a trophy wife.
Dude, I'm not going to use a butt plug.
I think I got a sinus infection from puking out my nose on st. Patricks day #thisis26
Basically all I do anymore is get stoned with my cats, and then we share goldfish.
I'm eating shredded cheese and chugging coke, until I can function again. I'm tingling everywhere
Is it normal, that tacos make me horny?
90% sure I just opened a snapchat of you in a fuzzy bathrobe next to your ceiling collapsing
Look, I know why you're asking me, but just because I'm gay does not make me a wiki on butt sex. Ask a doctor or you know, the internet like everyone else.
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