So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
If you want to dance with a less than stellar Asian chick, I have just the girl for you.
Your noise violation report contains the word "five-some"...wtf happened in here?
The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
I'm still trying to figure out how you came back with chinese food, and a spoon covered in icing saying 'cake..'
i think every time you texted me i responded with 'bathroom floor'
He just referred to his foreskin as a snuggie. Help.
Oh shit. There are penis maracas
The whole movie was ruined when some chick started laughing with what you could tell was QUITE the mouthful. This of course made the guy laugh harder.
I CRIED after phone sex. Am I gay?
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
It all started because he put my damn phone in his pants. By his crotch nonetheless.
Good, be his mentor. Like a tiny gay Yoda.
I feel as if some line has been crossed, but only in this vague, WTF sort of way.
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
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