so i had a choice between studying for my physics test on fluid dynamics or spend the night with my girlfriend. hello doubletasking.
I heard you aren't going to graduate...that suck sorry bro
I heard your girlfriend is trying to spread swine flu because she wants to wear one of those masks to cover up her broke ass teeth
We started making out, then he decided to get naked, put on a condom, and proceed to dry hump my leg, sweat pants and all, until he blew his load. I thought this was college. I immediatly left claiming I can't sleep in other people's rooms. He didn't even bother taking off my hoodie.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
Last night after the bar I went home and ate a pulled pork sandwich in a bubble bath
I CAME HOME WITH MY NIPPLES PEIRCED! WE WERE CAMPING. IN THE MOUNTIANS. I DONT EVEN REMEMBER IT AT ALL.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
My boyfriend sold my favorite shoes right off my fucking feet last night outside the bar. It might have played a part in our breakup today.
It would seem she's painting a bullseye right in between her legs
I'm gonna send you a dick pic now just so your uncomfortable at work
I've finally done it, I've downloaded some messenger lesbians like to use because some girl wanted to flirt.
Congrats, you're all grown up now.
I FEEL LIKE A GAY BUTTERFLY
Well at least I will forever be known as the girl he ate out on the lifeguard stand while people walked by. On the first date.
STOP SENDING ME NAKED PICTURES WHEN I'M TRYING TO TEACH. MONDAY TUESDAY 1-3 IS A DICK AND ARSE FREE ZONE
I should be in a better mood, I just went home and had a quickie on my lunch break.
I had a sandwich.
Was that before, or after strip tac toe.....
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