Getting food. Want anything?
Vagina. Double meat no buns. I have the secret sauce
when she started arguing that Girl Talk was in fact a DJ, i knew i could never sleep with her
walking through the french quarter. a homeless guy just offered me a pigeon. gotta love new orleans.
Got drunk. Then they sung "we didnt start the fire" to my other cousin who accidentally burnt down the house when she was younger.
I can't believe I just compared my penis to a St. Bernard.
How are YOU going to look? Buying 40's on Christmas eve.
We eventually had to ration the melon vodka. 10 pushups per shot. THATS why my arms hurt
Was that picture taken before or after I supposedly punched him in the face?
so i guess now we know you can get away with peeing mere feet from the Capitol if you shout IM PREGNANT at the guards
you took the tequila shot and then procceded to eat the lime..we told you to spit it out but you just straight face kept chomping
We all have to be good at something. Mine are writing, drinking, fucking and peer pressure.
Just ate Panda Express. Fortune cookie had no fortune in it. I actually prefer this. Less broken dream potential.
Yes but I said "let's get a dog" not a drunk human so some rules will be established this evening
That's the second time the same cop pulled me over well a different girl was giving me road head
You're a brave, albeit stupid soul for wanting in on the fuckery that comes attached to my vagina
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