Potential corruption. He's 19.
Get them while they're young!
did u really fuck my little sister???
im not saying yes or no but just know that my answer rhymes with "mess"
I thought it was kinda weird that her ten yearold sister was playing bartender, but hey, the girl makes a damn good drink
I had to hold off a girl who was trying to check your pulse while you were passed out. She kept screaming that she was a nursing major and needed to make sure you were alive.
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
is it weird that I didn't think he was hot last night when I was making out with him but right now I'm Facebook stalking him and think he's really attractive??
your beer goggles are on backwards.
What part of I'm done do you not understand? Im not going to send you sex photos to prove I've moved on..
I just windexed my mirror headboard, Lets get to work.
Once I hang curtains in my truck bed that'll be feasible
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
put something nutritious in your body. AND NOT JUST THAT JOINT.
Last night was incredible. I can tell by the nacho cheese on my jacket
She showed up ready for sex all night.. with waters and a meat and cheese tray
I just watched my mom pour beer into her vodka and drink it.
Just had to read the instructions to my microwave. How am I so high?
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