if i get an abortion, then will you go out with me?
You would get kicked out of the study lounge for being drunk the monday of finals week
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
I wish there were college classes that were useful to your daily life, like how to pack a proper bowl in pitch black darkness.
Tell me why I keep soberly hesitating to go pee in fear of breaking the seal. Thank you college.
Apparently you can coat check a keg.
After i black out, be a good friend and point me to the direction of a girl with daddy issues, any girl would do just fine
I was only out of town for 1 week. His cell records show he texted 63 ex-gfs and hookups while I was gone. And 10 condoms are missing.
her dad gauges his nipple piercings.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
I have 2 voicemails from u last night. one of them is just 5 min of u saying "doodling"...
at what point last night did i get this tattoo of an anchor made of dicks?
around eleven
In case you were wondering I realized something last night, Rick James was correct. Cocaine is a hell of a drug.
I bought two pregnancy tests and a cosmopolitan magazine at 4am... I told the cashier "dont judge me, ur not God"
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