did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
she calls it her "sourpuss" because everyone makes that face when they see it.
I haven't been "cry when you eat ben and jerrys" high in a while.
No one even knew you were hurt until we saw the multiple cuts to prove it, and when we asked what happened all you could say was "I fell out"
No flamethrowers. That is a direct order.
He stopped in the middle of us having sex and asked "is today Monday?" then went even faster
I don't know what to say to that. All I know is my vagina is trying to jump through the phone.
Gotta get new sheets. ..I fucked the satin off mine.
If it goes near your penis, it should not go near the Hawks.
His last name was woodcox? That just screams I've got a great penis
he went to the bathroom at 5am only to come back and squeeze my boob before going back to sleep
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Wow. Ok who would waste Game 7 ticket on kids?!
Poor parenting at its best
I masterbated to his instagram page. Too far or....?
Just got my second shot
Baller. We’re going to be knee deep in strippers and coke in 10 days
Randomize
