I haven't seen Daniella all day...are you sure she was safe going home with that guy?
oh don't worry! i asked him if he was a rapist. he said no
She tried to have sex with him but he quote unquote respected her
I wish Morgan Freeman narrated my life.
can you come back were all locked out and alyssia's still inside passed out on the floor but more importantly i left a beer in there that's not finished
I'm naked in the window of the hotel and I feel like I'm walking in slow motion like a robot
The kid in the park, who was on a leash I might add, looked at us and yelled "stranger danger" before hiding behind his dad
Life for us students isn't all fun and drunken lesbian affairs you know
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Right now, millions of people are waking up to get ready for work, start their day, and be productive members of society. I just found a 40 stashed in my fridge. I'm getting daybreak drunk. Zero fucks are given.
Isn't being unemployed beautiful sometimes?
I ran into him drunk, barefoot, at rite aid and he said I looked "stunning." Yeah, Stunningly shitfaced haha
You grabbed my arm, said "I need you" in a very concerned voice and dragged me to the other room where you were blasting Evolution of Beyoncé.
I've never said "lesbians" so many times in a short response answer
I mean I could but due to my age and being a mother and all I feel it's poor judgment to give fellatio in a public establishment.
Literally.... Guy kissing himself in mirror in this hotel elevator
I didn’t spend $100 for a wax to sit here and listen to you FT your brother to complain about how bad the Jets are.
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