Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
his pokemon pajamas? the fact that he was proud of the stretchmarks on his arms? or finding out he has a daughter that went to high school with us? ...you tell me what was the dealbreaker
She played chubby bunny with our cocks.. She got 4
I just woke up wearing the O-ring from my dildo harness as a bracelet. Classy.
Come, dress lightly, bring tequila...
when he put a condom on for a handjob cuz he didn't want to "blow his load in the car" i started to question my choice in guys..
I feel like my chances would have been better if I hadn't told her "I need to fuck you before you leave."
damn. i can't believe how fast that went from 0 to lesbian
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
Passing out is my livers way of protecting my mind.
Option 1: fuck me and bedtime. Option 2: come fuck me and then hangout with everyone. Option 3: don't fuck me in which case fuck you.
Blacked-in to me, shirtless, giving myself finger guns in the mirror and rapping "stacks in the club stacks stacks in the club."
I just woke up on my neighbors floor with my boots on, but no pants. I have 3 separate taco bell receipts in my pocket.
It's Christmas. You could splurge on something a LITTLE fancier than wine in a box.
I wish drug dealers had sales for the holidays
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