its summer. and we all know college gfs do not count in summer.
college gfs dont count ever. theyre like getting corn rows in jamaica. you feel cool at the time. then you go home and people make fun of you.
Little spoons don't ask big questions
Ran into him today. He apologized via facebook. sometimes I hate our generation
I told him I was engaged, had 911 on speed dial and made him wear his seatbelt, then dropped his drunk ass off at his motel...probably not the night he was expecting.
the doctor said its the kinda of pregnant you dont recover from
holy fuck that shirt looks so good on him, it was like he was born with it on. that shirt deserves a blow
Last thing I ever expected to say, "Get your finger out of my ear or I will stop sucking your dick."
And they have kittens that decided that boobs are apparently the best arena for king of the hill...
You know you've got awesome issues when the main deciding factor of whether or not to cut your nails depends on nacho consumption in the near future
wanna come over? I have movies.
sure, what movies
porn or disney, your choice
The last thing I remember about last night was guzzling white zinfandel out of the box and eating cheese. And I was thinking OH YOU FANCY HUHHH
we need to make pact to not cut each other's hair on coke and whiskey nights.
While I agree, I dont think thats realistically possible
I mean my dick does have feeling again, which is a step in the right direction
I never thought it would be so hard to find a power hour partner at 2 on a Wednesday
I have got to move on from this "sleeping with every drug dealer I meet" phase.
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