normal stoners make pot brownies. gay stoners make pot chocolate covered cherries on a cinnamon graham cracker crust which by the way are very effective.
Watching intervention at a bar. Who let this happen??
I've never seen the starbucks guy more terrified than when you dove out the car window after your credit card
It's official. 2011 is the year of sport fucking
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
He did not appreciate the "you did reuse the diamond" comment when looking at his new fiance's ring.
I seriously just drove by a man walking down the street wearing hospital scrubs, an 80s track jacket, gold necklace and carrying a flute.
I mean, who doesn't have an ex involved with bath salts?
damnit. I just found my cousin on tinder.
I can not be a lesbian living on Beaverland.
I SHOULD NOT BE HAVING AN EXISTENTIAL CRISIS OVER PIZZA
Every time you talk about your facial hair I immedately get horny
I guess you know it was a good night when you find your ripped underwear in your pocket, and a nerf bullet falls out of your pant leg 😂😂
I thought the first time I got peed on it would be by a baby...
How is it that 364 days a year I'm the adult, but on Halloween you completely forget how to have fun and become my grandma?
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