A good Q tip ear swabbing is better than bad sex.
We'll see haha. The cum didn't work...I just chewed the whole thing in a day.
I hope you meant gum...
I now realize that they made gum to take the taste of dick out of your mouth.
They just both started mumbling "i cant go home like this" "it's all over my face" "do you have extra pants?"
I just had to blow my nose on a mcdonalds receipt in my car. Its time to stop doing coke.
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
He asked the clerk if they sell a penis-shaped brander.
Totally passed out on the dealers bed after paying him all in ones so no, i dont think i'll be getting a discount soon.
We need to go back to the barter system so I can sell my body and just be done with it.
And now you understand the importance of Saturday naps.
Because you stay up all night having sex and eating sushi?
Your vagina doesn't want to be violated with garnishes. I get it.
I feel like it is our duty to make homophobic people more afraid of us. They're never going to change, but maybe we can get to a "wrath of god" kind of worship-him-or-he'll-destroy-you-with-his-care-bear-stare type thing.
So if he doesn't show up do we eat his birthday cake? Because I'm stoned and wrestling is on. What's the proper protocol
I feel like my entire body is ashamed of me today
You're a god amongst men today
Lunch date was a success. And you'll be proud- my legs stayed closed.
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