But honestly u used to be a cool guy and lately uve been superame(734): Superlame
After he came all over my face, he proceeded to give me a high five. I can't even act upset because I always put myself in these situations. Did I mention D3: Mighty Ducks was playing in the background?
i just spent an hour trying to convince my blind date that star wars is better than star trek. help me
The only reason why I invited him to my party was because he is suicidal.
I just love slightly exposed cleavage. Not too much to be whory but just enough to say "your kids will never go hungry"
I'm sick of being broke. I had vicodin and frosting for lunch.
Never visiting again. You guys drink like immortals
Dude.. full face helmets and hangovers do not mix... I am never going to get rid of the smell of puke.
My code for I need help will be if I'm holding a bud light lime..
I just spent 20 mins in the shower washing n rewashing my body to get rid of stripper. I even loofa'd my face.
Three of my exes and one of my exes' brothers have hit me up and it's only been a week. I hate semester break.
I need to buy fuckboy repellant for whenever I think it's a good idea to meet boys I found in tinder
They say find what you're good at... Evidently that's showing up late for everything, drinking, and eating cheese for me.
dude. i woke up on a random lawn wearing only my boxers, with all my clothes hung in the branches of a nearby tree... no more shrooms
That 2-CB was ass.
You mean the asprin cut with pez?
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