just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
I think the best way to start out any day is to watch 80's music videos. It's like visual wheaties.
Wow. Thanks for becoming another fan of something on Facebook. You make me want to gouge my eyes out.
Remember when I booked a hotel room for next sat? Nneither do I.
He graduated with honors. I've seen him kneeboard on dry ground and run a razor scooter into a wall...anyone can graduate with honors
Hello and welcome to the game 'Matt needs weed'! Rules are simple: first one to find a bag wins the fabulous prize of getting stoned with yours truly. Thank you for playing and good luck!!
he congratulated me on my ability to grow long hair after pulling it to see if i had extensions
Worst drunk idea ever... Me "Cops are looking for two guys, one in a grey shirt one in a blue shirt" jelly "lets take out shirts off they'll never find us" of course I thought it was brilliant
I bought Plan B for the first time and an interview outfit today. You could say my life is improving.
Well, I was asked to leave the Waffle House for "being to physical" so I think that option is off the table
Did you actually just quote Ace Ventura during a sext!?
You know it
Dammit now I have to marry you
We laughed, we cried, we fucked, we shirked our familial and work related responsibilities. They could make a movie about the last 40 hours of our lives.
my gynecologist gave me a high 5 for not getting any STD's since my last visit and said "Way to go Annabeth!" you have twenty seconds to get to my level
I got the security footage. Thank you boobies!
It's become almost a Pavlovian response. The sound of the vacuum being run by hubby causes an instantaneous involuntary orgasm.
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