just survived the first fart of the relationship.
you busted in the room, ripped the covers off of us, ... and fist pumped
Dude with the Beatles haircut just got his pilots license and wants to take us up to do a case race mid flight. Don't tell me networking is unnecessary.
its was like we drinking an entire bottle of mystery
I was just sitting on the ground alone in fetal position shivering and chewing on my hand when she found me. ecstasy was not my best idea.
IT'S LIKE SHE TAKES SECRET KUNG FU CUNT LESSONS AND THEN BRUCE LEES ALL OVER EVERYONE.
The straight guy here is hot. He described himself as Christian grey without the money and my vagina fell out of my body
We couldve played the bring a random boy to lunch game but i made him go home
Had sex with the Irish bartender in Spain. So that happened.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
I apologized to him for my lack of boobs after he felt me up
I love you too! Remember NO alcohol or weed at my residence because of legal ramifications.
this is definitely the first time I've ever had an orgasm and then had potatoes smeared on me within the same hour
no it was not a "magical experience". After we dropped, he just sat there staring at my laptop going "apple makes beautiful things".
He had been licking my nipple for like 5 minutes and it wouldn't get hard. He asked me to lick my own and when I did, instant hardness. I realized I'd rather have sex with myself then this guy ..
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