You can't wash away shame.
I can try.
Too bad it's not "confirm, ignore or not unless I've had 20+ beers"
Just so you know, coffee creamer+water does not = milk.
And then you gave the bride a high five and said "Go forth and Consummate."
I wouldn't accept the money so he folded the $20 bill into an origami puppy and left a note saying "Not blowjob money"
I'm handcuffed to the toilet. Don't ask
its so hard to text. the buttons are tickling my fingers
Lol okay. He's gonna show up with like a trunk of sex toys. He's like the mary poppins of hotel fucking.
I AM A HOUSE CAT. I CANNOT DO THIS LION BUSINESS WE CALL THE SINGLE LIFE
We had sex on roll out bean bag chair, and then proceeded to sleep with a blanket with dolphins on it. Happy birthday to me.
I like that you use a Disney movie to describe the starting of our BDSM relationship, lmao
I think I need practice at oral sex
I own a practice facility.
Got electrocuted a second ago, is it weird that I have a boner?
I have been adopted by a clan of drunken skinny dipping tourists.
He loves blowjobs.. were meant for each other.
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