we're blogging at a bar
it was like getting a handjob from mrs. butterworth
i convinced her that her period would come back if we did it doggy style
You have more facebook pictures than most towns have people.
Just made a drug deal by throwing my money to my dealers window and receiving weed the same way. We are the definition of typical lazy stoners.
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
I woke up to her vacumming the grass
Still can't believe they give people like us a drivers license and college degree.
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
New justification for blow: drug week; 'how it's made'
He recognized me by my ass from about 15 yards away. I must have a REALLY nice ass.
Last night he ate BBQ Pringles out of my boobs...I feel like it was moderately productive
Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Do u think the bouncer will let me in with a giant stuffed snake?
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