a strip club that doesn't allow touching or asking for sex... whats the point?
unless her vagina can tell me my horoscope in sign language, I'm not going.
What can i say, inner beauty is great but it makes a hard picture to jack off to
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
i went to a real vip club. the bathroom attendant was wiping down counters after girls wearing gucci did lines of coke on them. where did MY life go wrong
I think I have vodka in my lungs
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Did you sleep with Connor? And who undressed me? There's a picture of two guys peeing out my bedroom window. What happened?
He bought my favorite ceral.. I've guess I've earn the status as one of his regular fuck buddies. I feel honored and proud. His roommates girls don't get this treatment.
The dopest dose you'll ever dose. I felt like an octopus all of thursday
I woke up with my panties in the cat food dish, and everything covered in honey and bruises.
The cop told me I was the prettiest guy he'd arrested in a while. I'm still not sure if it was a come on or not.
There I was, puking into the toilet, and he was rubbing my feet, buck naked. I feel like a drunk Disney princess.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
This is random but I just wanted to thank you for all the things you taught me sexually in life.
If there's one thing I think I could really excel it, it's curating a midlife crisis
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