your profile still reads that you like women...interesting? I think there is some photography and video that will show otherwise
Take xtc, wait 20 minutes and then take a shower. Trust me.
Turns out you're obligated under man law to share any passwords you may have for porno sites
Is that what they're teaching u at that bar review class?
Slurping strawberries throug a straw. It feels like the kool-aid man is coming in my mouth.
He passed out with the ball in his hand so no one could play beer pong without him.
So apparently the only parts of last night I remember didn't actually happen.. When did vodka become a hallucinogen?
Just made a PowerPoint called "Reasons Why You Should Fuck Me" at his request. The sad thing is we've had sex before...
woke up holding a soft boiled egg cup and empty bottle of rum. apparently i couldn't find a shot glass
Don't linger or you will get sucked into spending the night. Remember the mission mantra: GET OFF
You forgot your "boyfriend" from last night on my couch. You're suppose to bring that shit with you.
Lost feeling in my face, my shoe and had a nose bleed. That's not wings. Fuck red bull.
The walk home lasted longer than the sex. He lives in the flat above the bar.
I'm really tired of this guy walking his chicken in my neighborhood.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
Mid thrust, say hold on I need a pic for my friend.
Randomize
