Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i saw a stretcher and literally ran around for 10 minutes telling people it wasnt for me
i'm so sad bro, I can't get any pussy. I'm so sad
Idk. I'm naked in front of the computer eating ribs. All is right with the world.
That's so nerdy and hot at the same time.
only in a texas roadhouse would someone whistle while I was breastfeeding.
Are you awake? Because I would like to know whether or not I should refrain from giving my evil laugh when I enter the apartment...
I just want school to he over so we can build a big tent, do drugs inside it, and watch cartoons until the sun comes up.
That's all I've ever wanted.
Want a slice of this weekend's hottest piece of ass?
Back. Waiting on Thong the shuttle bus driver. THONG
she hacked my macbook and downloaded an illegal version of the original pokemon red, completely nude in my computer chair. there were several levels of hornyness existing all at once
She picked me up from the bar in her underwear.
I just projectile vomited into my kitchen sink. Today need to be over already.
I know it's my dream I got hurt enough to leave work but not hurt enough to stop drinking
he called me 'mate' and i had to remind him that you dont call people mate who continously make your dick hard
I totally fucked your pastor last night.
You're his wife.
Still a dirty get down.
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