shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
so the car was packed with everything from my dorm, plus my mom. during the 6 hour trip home she found my kama sutra. started flippin through it.....
oh shit that had to have been awkward
i thought so too. until she asked what the check marks were for
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
What the hell did I do to get youtube to recommend a video for me called "how to increase your chances of getting pregnant"?
Drank another frat president under the table. Thinking of starting my own, gonna call it Alpha Phi Alcoholics
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
Trying to convince my mother to let me take some of my sisters Lortab to sell is not going well
I feel like I owe it to them to wear pants.
Just got motor boated by a horse in the street
I was just thinking about our drunk conversation about having sex with elephants the other night. Love you bud. Stay strong.
I feel like a girl who eats her problems away with fast food.
When all else fails, you can always look down at your enormous penis.
The condoms have been found. I repeat: THE CONDOMS HAVE BEEN FOUND. he isn't a collector!!!
I'm glad that we laid to rest the suspicion that he was keeping them in a scrapbook. yayy
I accidentally sent my mom a nude picture of my ass... she replied with how did you get that angle ?
how do i say "cradle the balls" in Italian
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