when does round two start
I don't know, I gave up bartenders for lent
I'm playing a drinking game with nyc prep. This will not end well for meeee
Everytime the gay dude pretends he's not gay, drink a cosmo. Everytime the crosseyed girl is crosseyed, kill her
U of I kids don't fist pump to Sweet Caroline. Get me the fuck out of here.
Yes i believe i did use that word. It culminated in a man wearing a corset thigh highs and stripper shoes. All mine btw.
i chipped my tooth tryin to cut thru her pantyhose. that stuff is bulletproof.
She started crying. I don't think she's gotten head from a sax player before.
This guy just showed us his webbed feet to prove that his son was actually his son
These fall allergies are really hindering my cocaine habit.
I told them I got hit by a car again and now im pretty sure they think im being abused but there was no way in hell the truth was going to fly. Employed people aren't supposed to break their faces in piggy back ride accidents.
I have officially had sex in every room on my floor. Don't say I'm not an amazing RA.
I have vomit stuck in my nose, you should come with a warning label.
Blow job bear ended up in my bed last night. She didn't live up to her costume.
I have a theory he's part Neanderthal
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
I cant believe you bit her ass cheek, she must have been really weirded out.
yeah so we made out to make it less awkward
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