So what's the moral of this story? Aside from 'lesbians hold grudges'?
You coming out tonight? We gotta hang out before I move to Madison. BTW I'm moving to Madison.
Just learned the hard way that dicks can bruise the back of your throat to the extent that you cant eat. You're dead to me.
I'm love that we're talking about a possible 3rd 3some, and that you're going to be a dad.
Wat the fuck dude ketchup in my bong???
Cookies. Watch out fir falling satellites.
We've completely outdone ourselves. We packaged a collective total of six grams of pot and salvia into little bowl-sized tinfoil capsules. It's totally impossible to tell which is which without comparing, every Friday from now on we pick one out and see what the fuck happens
I can't say "baby i'm to high to talk to you" in Starbucks.
I just power smoked 3 bongs, ate hot cocoa mix before making hot cocoa, and realized James Spader's character on The Office reminds me of your mom.
The two of us decided to throw a spur-of-the-moment parade and the next thing I know we're 4 miles down the road being followed by 65 drunk strangers
Things I Learned Tonight: I have no future in goat wrangling. Herding. Whatever you call the ridiculosity that just transpired.
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
Just taking a shit and realized the captain planet theme song is stuck in my head.
He just got back from doing field research studying wild chimpanzees in the goddamn jungle. Obviously I fucked him.
I didn't have any lime for my chaser.. so after my shot I ate a handful of lime flavored chips. Didn't work so great.
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