I wanna crawl in your skin and have dreams about Bobby Kennedy tonight.
Rescue me. My white trash great uncle just pulled out his belly at the restaurant to show us how big this woman's tit was
Why does it always sting when I'm breaking the seal taking a piss?
b/c u have herpes
No i said "always", not "since 2003" Asshole.
Do you think red sox nation has an official powerpoint template/memo format for resignations of manny support, bandwagon applications, and other official business?
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
The lack of respect you have for your penis baffles me. I'd rather rub my ball sack on public toilet seats than stick my dick in some of those girls.
A simple 'no' would have sufficed
I need to stop sleeping with republicans and cowboys fans.
I ended up with a gash in my head from drunken dancing last night. I love life.
My blowjobs put them in a state of relaxation similar to that of getting hit with a tranquilizer. The fear comes after the sex.
Got head last night. Had the 3D glasses on the whole time.
Sorry about flashing you in front of your mom.
ugh... fuck pirate breakfast. my head is like thirsty.
Nothing but goodness could come from two friends getting naked. Think of all the good advice and other things we could give to each other.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Maybe it’s too soon to casually tell the boss that I went to Tulsa for some dick last night
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