question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
He was sucking on my finger.... and it was at that moment that I thought: Man. I wish I had a penis.
I would get the one fuckin stripper that's a lesbian. THE ONLY ONE
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
Numbies before the dentist, such a good idea.
No idea. I woke up in the middle of the night to you drooling and gnawing on my arm. Then you rolled over, punched the air 4 times, then proceeded to talk about your hair in your sleep.
"I'm gonna wax that ass" was the successful pick up line used on me last night. Clearly I had a few too many cause it worked..
I'm turning twenty & the only honorable way to exit my teens is by slapping the fuck outta the bag. You better be in.
I literally just rubbed my stomach and told my liver to "hang in there baby"
i may or may not have triedto pee like a boy and then dipped cheese ino the olive oil
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
YOU LEFT MY FUCKING BRA OUTSIDE OF YOUR HOUSE AND NEVER TEXTED ME.
I've seen too many dicks in the past week. I can't do it anymore.
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I need to hurry up and get over my feelings for him so next year's tipsy reunion sex won't be clouded by emotions.
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