Sweetheart, you've always been a horrid bitch...
he was persistant. I supposedly owe him a bj from high school.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
Dude, at this rate we're going to get arrested a second time tonight.
I think after that blow job he got the other day he'd set himself on fire if I asked.
I'm really high and I'm watching this show where Gordon Ramsay goes to other people's restaurants and just yells at them about things.
He said he'd prefer a photo rather than discuss politics, I sent him a snapchat "conservative shorts 4 conservative man". He said "be liberal"
Walking into my bedroom & smelling stale sex & disappointment isn't how I envisioned being 39, in case you were wondering.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I think our maternal nature is best focused on grown ass men and cats.
Would I do it again? Probably not but still,I don't regret a single ratchet thing I've done in college.
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
I found out he hated a girl that I hate so I fucked him. My reasons for fucking guys are getting bad.
You know you're more responsible when you turn down your bed and make a clear path to it before you go out..
just made a presentation to 40 students and my professor about morals and ethical issues..still drunk. at 8am. I wish I could remember how it went.
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