how's this sound. You, me a box of pink franzia and a night full of possibilities in your basemen. I'll be me. You be you. And we'll see where it goes
the last thing i remember is unlocking the door. its like i was literally opening the door to my blackout
It took my four years to get this degree, and 4 hours to lose it, My parents are not impressed.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
if things do not go as planned you should see me walking down I81 blindfolded and pantless
There are some sad choices of men in the ER. That one was missing teeth. Not the place to find a husband.
I just wanted to let u know that I called the taco people and informed them what the fuck is up.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
YES please come visit. Lets go get belligerent. I won't even pepperspray you
He told me to prepare for his "Jurassic cock" and I had to leave the room from laughing.
Don't remember our skype call last night too well, but did I pee while skyping you?
I'll take "things you shouldn't say to a guy you just met in a bar" for 100!
he won't tell me his last name, but I know his garage key code
yeah it's a weird friendship. we pretend that we're automatic besties but i know we both know i slept with her boyfriend
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